I took a wad of money down to the Halifax branch on the Edgeware Road earlier today.

The cashier asked how much was there.

I replied that I hadn't counted it.
I had but eh ?

The cashier then told me the amount and put it through the computer.
Naughty cashier.
She robbed me £20.

I didn't say anything.
What is there to say ?

Halifax - you robbing, lying bastards.