After suffering all week with an infected eye, I finally got myself off to the Eye Hospital.

Actually, I only went to stop my friends nagging. They have made me wear dark glasses to stop young children being frightened by me !!?

'Tis the worst case of conjunctivitus I have seen for a while', the kind Doctor said.
I said Thank You and left.

I had phoned my Doctor first.
They grumble I dont come in to see them enough.
The receptionist told me Doctor doesnt do eyes !
Nor the surgery nurse !

I now know why are Hospitals are so bloody busy.